Things I Wish Were True.

I've found myself wishing a lot. Not for material things, but for truths. For things that seem impossible to be completely true. Today, I decided to make a list.

• My hair loves being crushed, fried, and pulled between two 410 degree ceramic plates.
• Maybe then it would listen, and not frizz, and give me Einstein-esque fly aways.
• Nail polish does not show up on your skin.
• Wouldn't life be so much easier?
• My truck gets 45 MPG.
• Even 25 MPG would be great.
• Gasoline is no more than $2.00/gallon.
• Hello!!! What real person wouldn't want that?? (John W. Clark doesn't count.)
• Given the two circumstances above, Mummy pays for gas.
• Given the above, I no longer have to work at McDonald's.
• Grease unclogs arteries.
• A bit of chub on a size 14 looks awesome.
• Guys are the one who have to do their hair and make-up.
• This would totally cut 45 minutes off my morning time. I could easily sleep for an extra 45 minutes. It would be hard, but I think I could do it.
• Guys take birth control. We don't have to worry about it.
• OMG!!! It's true!! Well... Almost.
• http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/ns/health-sexual_health/t/male-birth-control-pill-soon-reality/
• Bathroom stalls all have doors that open out.
• The "boyfriend" smell never wears off of his hoodie when you have it.
• Yes, faithful readers, there is a Santa Clause.
• High school alumni can still participate in marching band.
• The voice I hear in my head is what everyone else hears when I talk or sing.
• Preferably the one I hear in the shower. =] 
• My wallet (Cash flow) has the same properties as Marry Poppins's bag.
• I still color princess coloring books while Mummy reads me Corduroy.
• Wait... That's true...
• It's going to be easy sailing when Ty goes off to Athens.
• Elevators and on-hold lines played Holst, Chopin, and Whitacre.
• Movies are as good as the books.

So there you have it. I'm sure I'll come up with more, so check back for edits!